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Two blondes walked into a building.
You would’ve thought one of them would have seen it...
A Black, a Spaniard, an Englishman, a Chinese, an American, an Indian, a Taiwanese,
an Israeli, an Arab, a Palestinian and a Scotchman try to go into a nightclub. The
bouncer says “Sorry, I can’t let you in here without a Thai.”
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a mosquito?
A gold medal from the breeders association!
The world’s worst joke:
What’s brown and sticky?
This drunk is walking down the street with one foot in the gutter and one foot on
the pavement. A guy shouts at him “Why are you walking half in the gutter?” The drunk
looks down, and says “Whoa! Thank goodness! I thought I was crippled!”.
(School boy humour)
How do you get a million rand in 2 weeks?
Start with 2 million rand!!
Why do ducks have flat feet?
For stamping out bush fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
For stamping out burning ducks !!!
How do you get a rhino into a match box?
Take the matches out.
This little guy stormed into the bar and said “Who painted my car pink?!”
A huge guy at the barcounter, about 7 foot 5, said “I did.”
“Oh” said the little guy “Well, the first coat is dry..” !!